i am happy! i am sad! i am high! i am sober! i am everything! i am nothing!
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
You know this is fake because
a. lol @ Catholics having a sense of humor
and b. In order to ensure our heaven meets the Catholic standard of being lame as fuck, we observe a strict no dogs allowed policy. Animal-free zone. Seriously we won’t even let unbaptized babies in, we send their asses straight to the edge of hell. Good luck doggies cause Catholics don’t give a fuck.